((mmm okay i can’t seem to wrap my head around larger replies and shorter ones are making me sweat for some reason too and i gotta get to bed anyway SO
maybejustaweebit replied to your post: -drops a big orange bucket with a duct-tape cross on it on the ground, full of holy water.- Here ya go, don’t ask where I got it. Use it wisely! -The anon disappears in a puff of smoke.-Why do you have that I didn’t do anything I swear
Not for you.
*Relaxes* Oh good.
So why do you have it?
Well a ‘nonny gave it to me, but.
*leans in and whispers* We got a ghost.
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
Why do you have that I didn’t do anything I swear
Not for you.
… Y’don’ use holy water on ghosts usually.
What if I put salt in it.
sometimes when Worth is not around and not wearing his coat, Charlie will sleep on it
she usually absconds from it before he catches her and she gets in trouble
sometimes Worth sees her doing it and deliberately holds back from barging in and demanding she get the fuck off, spending about 30 seconds just hanging back and looking at her like a fucking dork
1. my dick itches
2. like right underneath ya know that lil spot
3. where yer balls start?
4. like right fuckin’ there
5. fuck man
Bitch we gon banish ourselves a ghost.
((i need to take a break))
What did you do?
didn’t try to light a ciggarette wiff my tongue again, if that’sth what ya think.
Wasn’t what I was thinking, though now I am and that is a horrifying mental image.
Pro tip don’t light a cigarette wiff yer tongue.
Also don’t lick charlie’sth face.
Why would anyone attempt to do either of those things?
Wait, so Charlie burned your tongue.
No she bit m’ tongue!