areyoshi:

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never read Hanna is Not a Boy’s Name at all

*sometime during the night Worth and Devang return. He’s got a whole fucking stack of pancakes piled up for Charlie, and they may have lost some of their heat on the ride home but that’s what microwaves are for. He’s fucking beat though, so he makes sure Devang’s in a safe place and falls into fucking bed. Leaves the pancakes outside the bathroom door with a little sticky note that just says: “the ac/dc shirt is on the back of the chair in the kitchen hope the bath helped”

nighty night you motherfuckers*

[txt] she’s going to be cranky within the next day or two. so watch her.

[txt] she was pretty cranky all day shes been sick

[txt] what arent you telling me

cdwalker:

sodoffyabuggers:

[txt] cute cute noot noot

[SMS; Husbando]: eat your damn pancakes

[SMS; Husbando]: ..and then get back here and play in bubbles with me

[SMS; Husbando]: NO HOMO

[txt] yes maam

[txt] watch out for ma

[txt] whats this about charlie now?

[txt] meaning i should make sure shes okay or start running?

averyrook:

There…. was for a bit.

[ His voice went low, a rattling sigh passed through his lips before he spoke again. ]

I. I thought… it seemed like y’migh’ actually break, Luce.

M’glad y’didn’.

Dunno… dunno what I’d do without you, y’fuckin’ idiot.

'Specially now.

*hoOKAY that was a little too much feels there. He stood back up in a swift, fluid motion and took a few steps away. Chuckling as a defense mechanism. Struggling with what to say, trying to figure out some smart ass response to that and coming up blank. Hand swooped down and stole the whiskey back, allowing him to take a nice big drink.*

Yuh well. 

Heh, break. Pfft.

*eloquence*

cdwalker:

 

[SMS; Husbando]: DO IT YOU WONT

[SMS; Husbando]: what

[SMS; Husbando]: no

[SMS; Husbando]: i

[SMS; Husbando]: sHU T

[txt] cute cute noot noot

cdwalker:

sodoffyabuggers:

[txt] I DID ADMIT IT ACTUALLY IM THE ONE WHO BASICALLY MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT WHAT I DONT GET ANY POINTS FOR THAT?

[txt] make sure its not the shirt you like to curl up in when you sleep

[SMS; Husbando]: NOT A BIG ENOUGH ANNOUNCEMENT. F MINUS MINUS I DIDNT GET ANY PRESNETS

[SMS; Husbando]: what i dont do that sh ut up fuckin fa g GO DF

[txt] WHY DONT I JUST GET YOUR NAME FUCKING TATOOED ON MY FOREHEAD WHAT ABOUT THAT

[txt] hahah nerd dont play 

[txt] my shirts look fucking cute on you 

legendaryenchantment:

sodoffyabuggers:

Started as fiction, became a real thing that ya could buy. Which usually makes for somethin’ amazin’ but no. Not this time.

*once his egg was peeled he cut it down the middle with his a scalpel that had been handy in his pocket.*

Egg surgery~

Ugh. People shouldn’t eat such things.

[Huffed lightly and snorted at the impromptu egg operation over there.

Eccentrics are always the best company.

He popped the whole egg he peeled himself right into his mouth. Tossing the shell out.]

But they doooOOoooOOO OKAY they do.

Ya got people who’ll eat a whole fuckin’ spoonful a cinnamon jus’ to put it on youtube okay humans are fuckin’ gross an’ stupid.

*licks the yolks out of that segmented egg in the nastiest way possible Worth doesn’t know how to eat an egg in any normal or correct way wow he’s not an eccentric he’s just fucking weird*

cdwalker:

sodoffyabuggers:

[txt] or was it the other way around you got me to vegas and then just couldnt resist my charms anymore dohohoho charlies a huge stupid dork that married me txt it

[txt] goddammit you little shit

[SMS; Husbando]: pf f F F WHa tE V

[SMS; Husbando]: u know what i did marry u w/e AT LEAST I’M MANLY ENOUGH TO ADMIT IT 

[SMS; Husbando]: thank you i am a little shit 

[SMS; Husbando]: im gonna clean this up with one of your shirts later

[txt] I DID ADMIT IT ACTUALLY IM THE ONE WHO BASICALLY MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT WHAT I DONT GET ANY POINTS FOR THAT?

[txt] make sure its not the shirt you like to curl up in when you sleep